My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see


I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy…



My buddy dressed up as Eleven in honor of Stranger Things season 2.

Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch”

Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.

I could see how this could be taken out of context…
