My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see
I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy…
My buddy dressed up as Eleven in honor of Stranger Things season 2.
Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch”
Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.
UPDATE. EA announces plans for next gen controller.
I could see how this could be taken out of context…
So inspiring
Ryan Reynolds thought he was attending a sweater party.
Today was “Meme Day” at my old high school for homecoming week. I appreciate this science teacher even more now.
I found a joke book from 1940, and this has got to be my favorite one.
